Top questions/remarks that  I get these days in the fabulous museum that I work, from visitors:

• Where are we?
• What is here?
• What is the museum about? (It is called house of EUROPEAN HISTORY)
• Where am I? (Really?)
• What is the temporary exhibition about? Could you please explain to me? No.
• You look like you are about to cry? Will you be crying? (older man after he insulted me. Yes, I was)
• Touching/ getting dangerously close of one of the very few items not allowed to be touched that has a very obvious sign: do not touch
• What is up? (down?)
• Coffee?
• Tell me about this building. No
• Are we in the Solvay library?
• I am here for the brunch/conference /event (no brunch/conference/event foreseen). Insisting: I have an invitation, there! No madam/sir, this is an invitation for an event at another museum
• What can I do here?
• Don’t you know who I am? No.
• Oh you are closing, it’s fine, we don’t mind, we live nearby.
• Can I help you sir? No (obviously struggling). Two minutes later: how do I use this stupid thing?

To be continued. 

Namaste